Monks Love Mercedez

Even monks love the merc. Watch the fun video to see for yourself.

Agar Rotay tu Kamaal Karte

Agar Rotay tu Kamaal Karte

K Khud per woh Malaal Karte

Magar Na Roye k Ro na de Woh

Hum ne Bahut dekhay jo Sawaal Karte

Apne Bas mein Jo Hota

Apni Misaal Karte..

Faisal

Homework

Teacher (student se): Haan bhyee ghar ka kaam kiya?
Student: Ji sir bilkul kiya, ammi key kaprey istri kiey, abbu key jootey polish kiey, or 5 dafa chaye banai



Burger Baby

 

Cute baby costume of shape of a burger. This chinese baby has turned into a huge delicious burger. I can tell it looks yummy, can't taste it though

Cute baby costume of shape of a burger. This chinese baby has turned into a huge delicious burger. I can tell it looks yummy, can't taste it though

 

How to identify the City of Pakistan by observing a Street Brawl

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. You are in Peshawar!

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s Islamabad!

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. Quetta!

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall — That’s anywhere in Lahore!

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on … And without knowing the reason they all start beating both the guys and torch a nearby petrol station, KFC & cars. That’s Karachi of course!