A pakistani fisherman catches a fish and takes it home to a hungry family which has not eaten since two days now.
On seeing the fisherman, the wife tells him there is no aata(flour) to cook the roti to eat the fish with. Moreover, there is no gas either, and light is out so she cannot even see anything in the kitchen. The clean water is also out as pumping station is not working due to electricity shortage.
She tells fisherman its better to just go and throw the fish back in water. He goes back and throws the fish in river and miraclulously the fish is still alive and happily she shouts
LONG LIVE MUSHARRAF :)