3 guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican have been on the road for days and were starving. Seeing a farm, with hundreds of fruits they run up to the fruit baskets and start gobbeling as much as they can.
Just then, the Farmer comes out and says: “Ok, I’m in a good mood today, so I won’t kill you…instead, you must stuff 100 of your favorite fruits up your but…WITHOUT laughing….”
So, the American is up first. He choses cherries and reaches 78 before bursting out laughing. The farmer then shoots him.
Next is the Canadian who chooses grapes. He reaches 93 but starts laughing so the farmer has to kill him too.
When the Canadian and the American arrived up in heaven, an angel asked them why they laughed.
They both replied, “We saw the Mexican with watermelons.”
