The coolest shampooing directions on a shampoo bottle you will never find. Seems like shampoo for nerds by nerds.
Does your hair lack flavah? Is it teh sux? We puts together a buncha stuff 4 u that’ll fix your sad ass hair probs
Our hair h4xorizing forumula is made in really cool sup3r-secret labs by guys with lots an lots of chemicals
Chyxors will think U R a god!
Lots o nutrients ‘n other kewl plant stuff is all over this stuff! Like flowers and tree bark and weeds ‘n stuff like that (no, not THAT weed LOL)
lather [muss around, 2 min]
hair=hair+wet until hair=hair-champoo
x=x+1 if x=2 then next else <wash>
if hair = clean then end else repeat