Pappu Jokes

Ishq ki class me ek kamal ho gaya.
Ek madam ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya,
Tabhi se saari calss ka dil udas ho gaya,
Sare bacche fail or Pappu Pass ho gaya…

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Class mein ek sharmeeley larkey ney pappu sey poocha: kia tum class ki sab sey khoobsoorat larki ko kiss ker saktey ho?

Pappu: Haan is mein kia masla hey

Larka: Wah, agar ker lo to mein tumhein 1000 rupey doon ga

Pappu: Theek hey

Pappu larki key pass gaya or bola: Mein tumhein touch kiey bagheir kiss ker sakta hoon

Larki: Aisa ho hi nahi sakta

Pappu: Lagi shart 500 ki?

Larki: Theek hey

Pappu ney larki ko pakra or zor sey kiss kiya

Larki: Yeh to tum ney touch ker key kiss kiya hey

Pappu: Haan, chalo mein shart haar gaya, thero mein tumharey paisey abhee deta hoon

Pappu ney larkey sey 1000 rupey ley liey, or 500 larki ko dey diey :)

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Techer: Pappu aaj aap ney ek paon mein kala moza or ek mein brown moza pehna hua hey jis per blue lines hein. Kyun?

Pappu: Mam subah jaldi mein pehney they, laikin ajeeb si baat hey, merey ghar par bilkul is jaisa ek or pair bhee hey

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Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha”

Teacher: kia keh rahey ho tum?

Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?”

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Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…

Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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Pappu : Abbu aap kabhi egypt gyey hein?

Father : Nahi, kyun?

Pappu: To phir yeh mummy kahan sey laey hein?

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Teacher: Us shakhs ko kia kehtey hein jo musalsal bolta hey chahey koi sun raha ho ya nahi

Pappu: Teacher

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Teacher To Girl: “Tum Agley Janam Mein Kya Bano gi?”

Ladki: “Madam Chand”

Teacher To Pappu: “Pappu tum agley janam mein kia bano gey?”

Pappu: “Chand Pe Charhney Wala Pehla Aadmi“

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Teacher: Pappu, Kal mein ney dog per mazmoon likhney ko kaha tha, tumhara mazmoon or tumharey bhai ka mazmoon bilkul ek sa hey, kia tum ney us sey chaapa hey?
Pappu: Nahi Madam, Actually Ham dono key paas ek hi dog hey :)



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