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Sabaq

Ek orat ney apney sharabi shohat ko sabaq sikhaney ka mansooba banaya.

Us ney ek safeid chadar sar sey paon tak lapeti or raat ko us qabristaan pohanch gyee jahan sey guzar ker us ka shohar sharaab khaney sey wapis aata tha.

Kuch der baad us ney apney mian ko nashey mein dhut larkharatey qadom aatey dekha to ek draoni cheekh maar ker samney aa gyee or boli, “Ruk jao! mein churail hoon”

Shohar ney foran haath barhaya or kaha “To milao haath, mein ney teri behen sey shadi ker rakhe hey”

chor larki

ek larki chori k case mein pakri gyee

Raat ko police wala: chalo sahab nay statement lena hey

Sahab ne larki sey sex kiya, issi tarah sarey police walon ney statement li

Subah larki ko court mein pesh kiya

Judge:tum statement do

Larki: janab kal le lena aaj statement bohat dukh rahi hai :)

Honton pe Tabassum

Honton pe tabassum, chehrey pe noor hai

Zalim ki saadgi mein kitna saroor hai

Na aakhon pe ghussa na chehrey pe gharoor hai

Paryon ki shahzadi hai ya jannat ki hoor hai

Mana ke woh mujh sey rehta door hai

Magar zindagi mein us sey milna zaroor hai



full ticket lage ga!

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

what did boy light bulb say to girl light bulb

what did boy light bulb say to girl light bulb

You really turn me on!