Adult Jokes

Bone

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

Naughty Joke About A Sardar

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.

I want to suck you…

I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!



Maths Is Sexy

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

College Ke Din

Wedding night ki subah Delhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.

“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?”

Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.