Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Wedding night ki subah Delhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.
“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?”
Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.