classroom jokes urdu

Kyun Maara

Beta rota hua ghar aaya to baap ney poocha beta aap ko kis ney maara hey?

Beta: Master sahab ney

Baap: Kyun?

Beta: Un ki kursi per siahi lagi hui thee, jab woh bethney lagey to mein ney socha in key kaprey kharab hon gey, isliey mein ney neechey sey kursi khench li

bachon ka waada

teacher: bacho waada karein kabhi sharaab ciggeratte naheen pio gey

bachey: naheen piyein gey

teacher: kabhi larkion ka peecha naheen karo gey, unhein naheen chero gey

bachey: naheen karein gey

teacher: larkion sey flirt naheen karo gey, unhein taaro gey naheen

bachey: naheen karein gey

teacher: un per aawazein naheen kaso gey

bachey: naheen kasein gey

teacher: is watan keliey jaan bhee qurbaan kar do gey

bachey: ker dein gey, aisee zindagi ka faida bhee kia hey!