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Laanat ho sharab per

By Dude

adalat mein mulzim per ilzaam tha key us ney nashey mein apni biwi per goli chala di

judge: yeh sab sharaab ka kiya dhara hey, kia tum ko ehsaas hua sharab kitni buri cheez hey? laanat ho sharab per!

mulzim: janab e wala meri apni biwi sey larai ho gyee thee, mein ney bahar jaa ker khoob sharaab pi

judge:laanat ho sharaab per

mulzim: phir mein ney revolver khareeda

judge: yani tum pehley hi nashey mein they or phir tum musallah bhee ho gyey, laant ho sharaab per!

mulzim: phir mein ghar aaya or biwi per fire ker diya, nashey ki wajah sey mera nishaana khata ho gaya

judge: laanat ho sharaab per!

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Khuda key naam per

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Ek shakhs apney paanchwaein floor ki khirki sey neechey jhaank raha tha key ek shakhs ney usey neechey aaney ka ishara kiya. Woh shakhs neechey aaya. Neechey khara aadmi bola:” Khuda key naam pe kuch dey do baba”

Us shakhs ko bohat ghussa aaya, us ney bhikari ko kaha, “aao merey saath”

Bhikari khushi khushi us key saath paanchween manzil pe pohncha to us shakhs ney bhikar ko kaha “maaf karo baba”

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Phuppi

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Ek larki ko class key sarey larkey phuppi phuppi keh ker chertey they

Kuch din to bardasht kiya, phir larki ney jaa ker principle ko shikayat ker di

principle ney aa ker poocha, jo larka is ko phuppi kehta hey khara ho jaey

ek ek ker key sab larkey kharey ho gyey, sirf ek larka betha raha

Principle ney poocha, “beta aap is ko phuppi nahi kehtey ho?”

Larka: Sir mein is class ka phuppa hoon

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Beemaar Tajir

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Ek tajir ko neem behoshi ki halat mein haspatal laaya gaya. Nurse thori thori der baad us ka temperature batati jaa rahee thee

Ek so ek, ek so do, ek so teen, ek so chaar… ek so paanch

Tajir ek dam utha or bola, rate charh gaya, sara maal bech do!

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Jaiz hey ya najaiz

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Ek madarsey mein haafzon or shagirdon ko khaney keliey aisee daal di jaati thee jis mein daal kam or pani ziada hota tha

Ek din do talib e ilm behes ker rahey they. Ek keh raha tha key jaiz hey, doosra keh raha tha najaiz hey.

Nobat larai tak aaney lagi or baqi shagird bhee jama ho gyey or do group ban gyey jis ki wajah sey maamla or bigar gaya

Madarsey key incharge aa gyey or poocha kia behes ho rahee hey

Ek group bola jaiz hey, doosra group bola najaiz hey

Incharge ney poocha kia jaiz or najaiz hey

Ek group bola, “ham kehtey hein key madarsey ki daal sey wazu kerna jaiz hey, jabkey doosra group kehta hey key daal sey wazu kerna najaiz hey”

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