friend

GirlFriend

how wud u tell ur Girl Friend, if u want to go to toilet on 1st DATE.?
Sweety i hav to go to shake hands wid ma close friend
wid whome em going to introduce u soon..
:-p

my donkey friend

A good friend is like a Donkey

because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.

you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey…

faqeer

faqeer: 10 rupey do chaey peeni hey

admi: woh to 5 rupey ki hey

faqeer: girlfriend ko bhee pilani hey

admi: faqeeron ne bhee girlfriend bana li

faqeer: nahi, girlfriend ne faqeer bana diya hey