funny sms messages

How To Satisfy A Woman vs How To Satisfy A Man

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

SMS hi kiya karo….

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

tujh sa dooja is dunya mein ho to

tum sa koi doosra ho dunya mein to
rab sey shikayat ho gi
ek to jheela naheen jaata
dooja aa gaya to kia halat ho gi



cruel world

the world is really cruel
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stop it!
it wont change by pressing a button :)

Dont keep love in your heart, Keep it in your nails

If You love someone Don’t keep in ur Heart.Keep in ur Nails, Because If u fail in Luv,Dont Break Heart. Just Cut ur nails.And thats d Reason Girls Keep LONG NAILS.