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Funny Urdu JokesEk police wala bari der sey ek sharabi ko street lamp mein chabi lagatey dekh raha tha. Sharabi key haath mein us key ghar ki chabi thee Police waley ney paas jaa ker mazaq sey kaha, “Janab, is waqt ghar mein koi nahi, koshish kerna chor dein” Sharabi bola “Tumhara khayal ghalat hey, dekhtey nahi ooper waley kamrey mein light jal rahee hey” A sardarji Doctor falls He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- Girl: If you try to kiss me to Ill shout out loud Boy: But there is noone around for miles Girl: Doesn’t matter, just doing the formality ;) Ek shakhs doosrey sey: Aap kia kaam kertey hein? Doosra: Mein koi kaam nahi kerta, laikin aap ko ek mashwara deta hoon key soney sey pehley apney ghar key darwazey or khirkiyan khol ker soya karein Pehsa skakhs: Ab mein samjha, aap shayad doctor hein Doosra: Nahi, mein chor hoon * Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, * Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain. * Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? * “ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. †* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ????? Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa …!!!!!! |
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