master ji jokes

Kyun Maara

Beta rota hua ghar aaya to baap ney poocha beta aap ko kis ney maara hey?

Beta: Master sahab ney

Baap: Kyun?

Beta: Un ki kursi per siahi lagi hui thee, jab woh bethney lagey to mein ney socha in key kaprey kharab hon gey, isliey mein ney neechey sey kursi khench li