urdu clean jokes

Kadi Motorcycle Wekhi eh……

Aik admi ney motorcycle ley kar road par ja raha tha.
qareeb sey aik car wala guzra tu usey hans kar kehta hey:

Kadi motorcycle wekhi eh,

car wala ignore kar key aagey chala giya.
thori der baad motorcycle wala phir car waley key qareeb pooncha aur kaha:

Kadi motorcycle wekhi eh,

car waley ney phir ignore kar diya,
thori der baad motorcyle wala aik tangey sey ja takraya,
wo jaldi sey utha motorcyle per baitha aur car wala sey phir ja mila, aur bola:

Kadi motorcycle wekhi eh,

car wala tang aa kar bola haan wekhi eh,
yeh suntey hi motorcyle wala roti shakal bana kar bola:

es di break kithey hondi eh …….

Eemaan Daari

Nokar (Malik se): Janab aaj mein ney safai ki to yeh 5 rupey miley hein

Malik: Meri jaib sey gir gyey hon gey, acha chalo eemaandari key siley mein tum rakh lo

Agley din malik (nokar se): Mein ney apni ghari kamrey mein rakhi thee, mil hi nahee rahee, tumhein to nahi mili?

Nokar: Mili thee janab, or mein ney eemaandari key siley mein rakh bhee li

Kyun Maara

Beta rota hua ghar aaya to baap ney poocha beta aap ko kis ney maara hey?

Beta: Master sahab ney

Baap: Kyun?

Beta: Un ki kursi per siahi lagi hui thee, jab woh bethney lagey to mein ney socha in key kaprey kharab hon gey, isliey mein ney neechey sey kursi khench li



Boorha Or Boorhi

Ek boorha aadmi khana khaa raha tha or burhiya khari dekh rahi thee,

Jab boorha khana khaa chuka to burhiya ney khana khana shuru kiya

Paas kharey ek aadmi ney poocha, aap dono ikathey khana kyun nahi khatey?

Boorha: Ham dono key paas danton ka ek hi set hey

Roomaal

Biwi shopping sey wapis aa ker mian sey boli, dekhiey aap keliey kitna acha roomaal lai hoon

Shohar ney herat sey kaprey ko dekha or bola, itna bara roomaal!, yeh kam az kam 6 gaz to ho ga

Biwi: mein ney socha aap key roomaal sey jo kapra bachey ga, us sey apna suit silwa loon gi