urdu funny sms

Bhagwaan na ban jaoon

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Mein ney poocha chaand sey..

mein ney poocha chaand sey kaheen dekha

merey yaar sa haseen..

chand ney kaha….

ullu key pathey…

itni ooper sey kia dikhta hey koi???

bewaqoof

mein bewaqoof mein bewaqoof mein bewaqoof mein bewaqoof

aahista bolo yahan tak aawaaz aa rahee hey :D bewaqoof!



tyari se dungi.

English Urdu Mix
Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha