urdu joke

Astaghfirullah

Tablighi jamat k ameer nay safar par rawana honay say pahlay apnay sathiyon ko hidayat ki k jab bhee koi orat nazar aaey to astaghfirullah bolna hey.

Safar shuru huwa per koi aurat nazar na ayi.

Safar taqreeban khatam honay wala tha, achanak ek bola, ‘astaghfirullah’

Baqi sathi: Oey kidher hay kidhar hay?

3 chipkalian

3 chipkalian diwar pe chal rhi thin1 ne gana start kia.jaisy he gana khatam how,baki 2 gir gayenbatao kasay ???YAR !!! IS LIYE K BAKI 2 NE TALI BAJAE THI !!!!!

pathan joke

5 pathan or 1 larki helicopter ki rassi se latkey huey they

pilot ney kaha load ziada hai kisi 1 ko koodna ho ga

ye sun ker larki ney kaha k rassi ko chorney ki qurbani mein deti hoon

yeh sun ker sab pathan taalian bajaney lagey



pasand kro ge

Lardki:Kiya tum mere ilawa kissi ko dekhna pasand karo gay

Lardka:Kabhi Nahi

Lardki:Acha hua tum ko auron ki tarha TV pasand nahi

Girls Haar Ker Kia Dikhati Hein?

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.