ustaad shagird jokes

Homework

Teacher (student se): Haan bhyee ghar ka kaam kiya?
Student: Ji sir bilkul kiya, ammi key kaprey istri kiey, abbu key jootey polish kiey, or 5 dafa chaye banai

Dunya ka Naqsha

Teacher: Aaj geography ka test hey, jis jis ney tayyari ki hey haath khara karey
Ek student ney hath khara nahi kiya, ustaad ney ghussey sey poocha: “Tum ney tayyari kyun nahi ki?”
Student: Janab kal mein ek political party key jalsey mein gaya hua tha, or leader keh rahey they key ham jald hi is dunya ka naqsha badal dein gey

Bhens Ki Taang

Ustaad: bhens ki kitni taangein hoti hein
Shagird: Sir yeh to koi bewaqoof bhee bata sakta hey
Ustaad: Isliey hi to tum sey poocha hey



Misaali Misaal

Ustaad: Garmion mein cheezein phelti hein or sardion mein sukar jati hein, koi misaal do
Ek student ney haath khara kiya, “haan bolo” ustaad ney kaha
Student: Sir garmion mein din phel ker barey ho jatey hein or sardion mein sukar jatey hein

Bijli

Ustaad: Aasmani bijli or zameeni bijli mein kia farq hey
Shagird: Farq sirf yeh hey key zameeni bijli ka bill dena parta hey jabkey aasmani bijli free hey